Oh, how I long to make you laugh,
Split your sides right in half.
Just tell me what I need to do.
Pick my nose? Step in poo?
Should I tell a “Knock-Knock” joke?
Drink a cup that’s full of yoke?
Blow some milk out through my nose?
I’ll try some more. Okay, here goes!
Roll in paint and call it art?
Sit on a whoopee and let out a fart?
What happens if I slip and fall?
Would that make you laugh at all?
Perhaps I’ll snort, like a pig.
No? How about a rainbow wig?
Bump my head on a ceiling tile?!
What’s with you?! Why won’t you smile?!
I’ll never give up! Don’t you forget!
I’ll tickle your funny! You’ll chuckle yet!
We may be done, but just for today.
I’m off to get pointers, from my boo, Tina Fey.
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